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krissypoop:

the premier league is already so raw and this is day 1

posted 17 hours ago with 2,697 notes
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#aka life

dumbfricker:

DAMN

posted 17 hours ago with 95,761 notes
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gallifrey-feels:

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

you deserve a book deal and a movie just for the phrase ‘marts both k and wal’ 

posted 18 hours ago with 373,432 notes
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thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

sleptonshawty:

zixxie:

how all guys should react if a girl doesn’t want to.

how all girls should react if a guy doesn’t want to.

how anyone should react to anyone that doesn’t want to

posted 18 hours ago with 752,911 notes
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nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

posted 18 hours ago with 138,047 notes
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hatetveit:

john quincy adams was the first US president to grant a personal interview to a female reporter, and the only reason he allowed it was because the reporter (anne royall) caught him skinny dipping in the potomac, sat on his clothes, and refused to let him get dressed until he answered her questions and if you dont think that’s one of the coolest stories of early US society then idk what to tell you

posted 18 hours ago with 145,535 notes
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I love playing Brienne of Tarth because, when I was growing up, I didn’t really see people on television that I felt that I could identify with. Women all looked kind of a particular way, women characters that were popular, anyway. And when I had the opportunity to play this part, it made me explore the parts of myself I had hidden from. I had very long hair. I wanted to look very feminine, really tall. (x)

posted 22 hours ago with 30,898 notes
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thegits:

IT’S ADORABLE FACE!!!

posted 22 hours ago with 252,891 notes
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I’M DEAD. 

posted 22 hours ago with 447 notes
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themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

posted 22 hours ago with 176,963 notes
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damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

posted 22 hours ago with 207,227 notes
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#hypociety

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

posted 22 hours ago with 59,496 notes
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me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
posted 22 hours ago with 52,494 notes
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bnaz:

here4rizzles:

alohamaura:

When Jane and Maura get together I hope they don’t show it in the promos. I hope they edit the promos around it, then we start watching the episode and realise what’s happening and freak out. Social media will blow the fuck up.

I love how it’s a “when” and not “if”

Literally same with Swan Queen

posted 1 day ago with 371 notes
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kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

image

sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

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