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You're a wanker, number 9!

Ghent, see you next year #aftellenvoorerasmus

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#aftellenvoorerasmus

annaolphant:

"who’s your favorite character"

image

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thisshitfunny:

idratherbeinkonoha:

Stop tumblr 2014

delete this website 

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chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

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mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

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I was tagged by: ohcurtains

Rules:

1) Always post the rules.

2) Answer the questions from the person who tagged you.

3) Write 11 new ones.

4) Tag 11 people and link them to the post.

5) Actually tell them you tagged them!

The questions you need to answer:

1. Would you delete your facebook in exchange for 100 dollars/euros/pounds?
Hell no. Facebook is a very useful tool to store pictures, to stay up-to-date to people’s lives that you don’t see every day, to share thoughts and feelings, to exchange summaries for school… 

2. If you were a dog, what breed of dog would you be?
I don’t know anything about breeds. A labrador? I don’t know, really.

3. What would be the words on your tombstone?
"I knew this was going to happen. Stop crying you fucking idiots.Love you <3"

4. Ever played GTA Vice City?
Yes, yes, a very very very long time ago. All I did was steal that very nice viper car and drive around town trying not to crash it.

5. Describe the weather outside.
I don’t know, my curtains are closed and it’s too dark already to see what the weather is.

6. What time is it now?
It’s 23.22h

7. Have you ever swallowed that was not meant to be digested? (like a coin or something?)
According to my mother I swallowed a green crayon when I was a toddler. 

8. Do you like brussels sprouts?
Hell yeah! They’re fucking delicious. I could eat them every day really.

9. Which Teletubbie is your fave?
I liked Po because he had a scooter and when I was a kid I loved every toy that had wheels, scooters, rollerblades, skateboards, trikes, seriously. 

10. How old were you when you learned how to swim?
About five or six I think? I remember that the swimming classes started right after Disney Festival on Ketnet. Good times!

11. Fave Disney movie?
Robin Hood is my homie yo

I’m not tagging anyone, sorry <3

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#idkwhoiam

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

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millahtime86:

why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

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allhailthehutch:

Slay

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makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

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The timing in which people enter your life is very important. —(via jamstains)
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gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

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rachelgreens:

#actually offended that glee didn’t do this song in their spanish episode

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#the l name