(I’ve lost count) Today I am happy because it’s been exactly three months since my amazing girlfriend and I got together. #100happydays
Today I am happy because some soccer gear I’ve ordered arrived :D
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
I feel like I am finally starting to understand the difference between ‘el pretérito perfecto’ simple and ‘el imperfecto’.
Three years. Three fucking years.
Look at that grin. She’s so fucking pleased with herself.
Are you okay, Tumblr?
Today I am happy because Isolde sent me this message and it’s fucking hilarious.
In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time
In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public for the first time.
fucking thank you
bless that second comment
orphan black has one white straight dude main character and they call him “big dick paul” and that’s literally all you need to know about why orphan black is my favorite tv show
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?